To the tune of Britney Spears' song of the same name,
and inspired by the travails of Simon Travaglia.
Oh baby baby Oh baby baby Oh baby baby How is this supposed to be? Seems like somethin' isn't right here. Oh baby baby I shouldn't have hit that key, And now I can't login, yeah. Show me what it is I should do, Tell me baby, 'cause I sure don't know now What to do. My ignorance is killin' me (and I) I must confess I'm still clueless! (still clueless) When you're not with me I lose my mind, I start to whine--- (and you'll) LART me baby one more time. Oh baby baby A reason to learn is you. Girl, you've got me cryin' Oh baby baby There's nothin' that I wouldn't do To stop the things you do to me. Show me what it is I should do, Tell me baby, 'cause I sure don't know now What to do. My ignorance Is killin' me (and I) I must confess I need a clue! (need a clue) When you're not with me, I lose my mind Is it a crime? (if you) LART me baby one more time. Oh baby baby Oh baby baby Oh baby baby, Who was I supposed to phone? Oh baby baby, I'm frightened now I'm alone... I must confess That my ignorance Is killin' me now--- Don't you know, I need a clue, Or you will be here, And you'll break my spine: LART me baby one last time. My ignorance, Is killin' me (and I), I must confess, I'm still clueless (still clueless) When you're not with me, I lose my mind. Let me resign, (please don't) LART me baby one more time. I must confess (my ignorance) That my ignorance (is killing me) Is killing me now-- (I must confess) Oh I know I need a clue-- (I need a clue) Or you will be here (when you're not with me I lose my mind) If I don't resign --- You'll LART me baby one more time. -- by aj (version 3).