On the first day of Christmas, Theo gave to me: 
        an ssh advisory

On the second day of Christmas, Theo gave to me: 
        two overflows, and
        an ssh advisory

On the third day of Christmas, Theo gave to me:
        three root exploits,
        two overflows, and
        an ssh advisory

On the fourth day of Christmas, Theo gave to me:
        four hours notice,
        three root exploits,
        two overflows, and
        an ssh advisory

On the fifth day of Christmas, Theo gave to me:
	five golden years!
        four hours notice,
        three root exploits,
        two overflows, and
        an ssh advisory

On the sixth day of Christmas, Theo gave to me:
	six vendors patching,
	five golden years!
        four hours notice,
        three root exploits,
        two overflows, and
        an ssh advisory

On the seventh day of Christmas, Theo gave to me:
	seven flamers flaming,
	six vendors patching,
	five golden years!
        four hours notice,
        three root exploits,
        two overflows, and
        an ssh advisory

On the eighth day of Christmas, Theo gave to me:
	eight admins panicing,
	seven flamers flaming,
	six vendors patching,
	five golden years!
        four hours notice,
        three root exploits,
        two overflows, and
        an ssh advisory

On the ninth day of Christmas, Theo gave to me:
	nine crackers cracking,
	eight admins panicing,
	seven flamers flaming,
	six vendors patching,
	five golden years!
        four hours notice,
        three root exploits,
        two overflows, and
        an ssh advisory

On the tenth day of Christmas, Theo gave to me:
	ten 'blogs a-bleating,
	nine crackers cracking,
	eight admins panicing,
	seven flamers flaming,
	six vendors patching,
	five golden years!
        four hours notice,
        three root exploits,
        two overflows, and
        an ssh advisory

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Theo gave to me:
	eleven columns preaching,
	ten 'blogs a-bleating,
	nine crackers cracking,
	eight admins panicing,
	seven flamers flaming,
	six vendors patching,
	five golden years!
        four hours notice,
        three root exploits,
        two overflows, and
        an ssh advisory

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Theo gave to me:
	twelve stanzas mocking,
	eleven columns preaching,
	ten 'blogs a-bleating,
	nine crackers cracking,
	eight admins panicing,
	seven flamers flaming,
	six vendors patching,
	five golden years!
        four hours notice,
        three root exploits,
        two overflows, and
        an ssh advisory!